Douchebeck

A twitter hash tag used on 8/28/2010 to commemorate Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall.

Most often, but not exclusively used by his detractors, and a few insightful Republicans.

The #douchebeck claimed that he wasn't promoting a book, but was "restoring America's honor." Few understood what he meant.

by shoqvalue August 28, 2010

Douchecake

A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag

Examples:
1)Dude you are as disgusting as that douchecake.
2) Johnny is such a douchecake

by topha April 20, 2006

doucheness

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

by levi parker September 5, 2007

douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.

imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.

by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008

Douchecastle

A rude person of the male persuasion generally given to selfish acts.

This douchecastle stumbled to my apartment in the wee hours all lathered up and nostalgic.

by dnahvi January 29, 2009

Douchebreath

A man who performs oral sex on his female partner after he has ejaculated inside of her vagina and directly afterwards attempts to kiss her is known as a douchebreath.

Eww, get away from me douchebreath, go brush your teeth!

by Nadsss August 8, 2010

douchecanoe

it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.

“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you”

by bischtiddies February 23, 2019