Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"
Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."
by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009
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"These guys who wear the shirts with "Affliction" written across it, or as i like to call them, Douchecapes. Yeah man, i get it, Affliction. You're afflicted"
by the Ignominious Dr. Pokey Ocho February 22, 2009
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- The ultimate form of doucheness.
- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
by Miss no good February 10, 2010
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If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.
by andersonvillain February 25, 2010
Get the douchebar mug.A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012
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Get the douchebagest mug.Any one of the iconio popular T-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at Target for 9.99.
Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him
Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
by ManicMike March 27, 2009
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