A social networking page devoted to retarded club and look at me now pics. These pages would also contain philosophical quotes the Douchebook page owner routinely enters into their Status update to receive comments and praise from other Douchebook users.
Hey did you see those Jersey Shore looking douchebagulas wearing Ed Hardy shirts taking pics at the club last night. I am sure those pics are on their Douchebook page, with captions saying Douchetastic.
by deeznuttas April 11, 2011
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Schindig is a douchecock
by Toasttyyy November 5, 2014
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A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.
#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!
by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011
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A play on the term 'douchebag', refers to both 'cyborg' (where a living human is enhanced through the addition of one or more surgically implanted electronic devices), and more specifically 'The Borg' of Star Trek: The Next Generation, with their utter interconnection to every other Borg.
A play on the term 'douchebag', refers to both 'cyborg' (where a living human is enhanced through the addition of one or more surgically implanted electronic devices), and more specifically 'The Borg' of Star Trek: The Next Generation, with their utter interconnection to every other Borg.
by thedugong September 9, 2009
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1. Jason is a douchecock
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?
by yo motha March 5, 2005
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Look at that guy in the BMW, he's clearly going to park in the handicap spot.
Wow, he totally did.
What a douchebottle.
Wow, he totally did.
What a douchebottle.
by lakesX3 November 11, 2009
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