Example:
John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha
Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?
Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!
Instigator: Burn!!!
*John hangs his head in shame*
John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha
Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?
Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!
Instigator: Burn!!!
*John hangs his head in shame*
by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009
Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.
Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
by DOM TORRETO November 08, 2011
Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.
That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
by Darth Wader January 17, 2012
Derogatory term used for anyone who is stupid, lame, annoying, or an asshole. See also douchebag and douche.
by Binford August 09, 2003
language variance. as in the german, du shnosel; arrogant young prick. came across this with my friend from germany. funny germanglish cross slang connection.
zat man hee theenks he iss so spveshial, iss he geevin uss de nose in ze air, perfect case of du shnosel. douche nozzle! same thing. love it.
by gumption101 January 03, 2009
One or more exhaust pipes on a pickup truck which are re-routed from the normal stock routing to instead go vertically through the bed imediately behind the cab. Extra douche points are awarded if the engine is gasoline and not a diesel.
by peterbuilt October 28, 2011
A general doucher. somebody thats so much of a douche that he has to be described as a douche nozzle.
by who_the!? June 21, 2010