Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.
Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"
Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."
Me: Douché.
Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."
Me: Douché.
by newsvava March 05, 2009
by Lemmiwinksgolfs May 06, 2021
Douché is a term used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person in a douche like way. Spoken like touché but with douche instead.
by MStanding January 22, 2019
A word used as acknowledgement when one who has perpetrated a douche-like action against another receives another douche-like action in return.
Wow! I may have slept with your girlfriend, but you went ahead and slept with my mom! Douché, my friend!
by Stevie44 June 28, 2014
An exclamation. Said when acknowledging that someone retaliated to a douche bag by acting like a bigger one.
Douché! Mary responded to John's breaking by text message by posting pictures of John wearing her panties.
by sweetjanijani June 09, 2011
Corruption of the word touché. Used as an acknowledgement during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person while also acknowledging that they are themselves a douche.
A: "It must suck not enjoying things so much."
B: "I get as much enjoyment from being a pretentious critic and feeling superior with my refined tastes".
A: "Douché".
B: "I get as much enjoyment from being a pretentious critic and feeling superior with my refined tastes".
A: "Douché".
by Syndicate Scribe February 05, 2018
Pronounced doo Shay
Said when the appropriate is touché but the person who did the touché worthy comment or deed is a douche
Said when the appropriate is touché but the person who did the touché worthy comment or deed is a douche
by RazMutant October 05, 2011