douch pile

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.

Todd is a douch pile.

by jonnyBravo May 6, 2008

douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010

douch lord

the lord of all douch bags. the cops in gta call me a douch lord all the time

cop, get on the ground, you douch lord

by playboy124 November 3, 2017

Douch Casserole

douch casserole; something that people eat because they themselves are indeed, douch bags.

You: " Shutup Steve! Go eat a big plate of Douch Casserole! "

by Dr. DexT November 20, 2009

douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do

someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery

by REPZERO January 8, 2010

Douch Bag

a term commonly used to refer to the ex-husband.

My ex is such a douch bag. I never know which of his multiple girlfriends he'll bring to our daughter's soccer games or concerts. He's often known to bring two at a time. Even once he brought his current wife AND two girlfriends. Douch bag.

by The ex-wife/baby mama June 14, 2010

Douch Fag

A comination of the word douch bag and the word Fag often pionted as an insalt .. but can also mean that a gay guy uses a douch baag

Matieu is a douch fag

by BSnipes57 May 8, 2009