double-jerking

The act of maintaining an unprotected wireless network soley to redirect bandwidth stealers to a proxy server. The proxy logs are then used to spy on which pornographic sites are being browsed to. The thought of someone else jerking off on the maintainers bandwidth get thems off.

Andy was approaching his vinegar strokes double-jerking to his neighbour browsing to www.teenswithbignobs.com. He was going to explode over his keyboard any second now...

by Fudancer October 19, 2008

double juice banger

is when you are fucking two girls and you are passing pussy juices back and forth from one puss-puss to the other.

Katie and Renee came over last night and I gave them the double juice banger.

by Vincenzo Vega January 10, 2008

Double-Jeez

A step up from a Single-Jeez, but not as extreme as a Triple-Jeez. Used as a reactionary phrase to otherwise controversial or extreme subject matter.

person A: "Dude I totally had a little boy so I could get a settlement out of the catholic church"
person B: "Oh..." "That's a double-jeez"

by Rilzdahboy April 17, 2019

Double jump nut

When you jump and then nut to jump higher

Similar to double jumping in Mario but you nut instead

Kid 1: yo our ball is stuck up on the roof
Kid 2: I got got you all I have to do is double jump nut

by Crill March 9, 2020

Double jointed

When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.

Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed.

by JoeyBomm October 18, 2021

Double Jesus

When two bearded human males cut a square shaped section off from each others buttocks cheeks and place them into an empty wine glass, then proceed to urinate into said wine glass at the same time. In this process, the urine will begin to resemble wine in coloration due to the blood escaping from the cut off portions of flesh. Once they have completed urination, they then pour the concoction over each others heads as they masturbate furiously into a collection plate like those found in Catholic churches while screaming "Praise me" loud enough for all of their neighbors to hear. This is a Double Jesus.

Tom Cruise: Hey Chuck, did ya catch the latest episode of Breaking Bad last night?
Chuck Norris: Naw, I was too busy doing the Double Jesus with Zach Galifianakis.
Tom Cruise: Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Chuck Norris: Can you bail me out homie?

by PenetrationStation December 19, 2014

double-jointed

The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green!

by Sean McInerney January 15, 2004