Douchenozzle

Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.

The tip of a douche applicator.

Ed's behavior while intoxicated is akin to a douchenozzle.

by Srod August 28, 2007

douchenozzle

n.
douchenozzle- is the word in french meaning to wash, or shower+nozzle as in a shower nozzle. basically calling someone a shower head. :)

Example: "My dad comes up with weird words, and racial slurs." "He called me this, and I just stared at him, and told him what it really meant. Now my aunt uses it"

Other: "John is such a douchenozzle, he forgot to pick-up gas money" Friend: :/

by AyameMaaka July 15, 2011

Douchenozzle

1.a terrible person

2.A total dick

3.affectionate name

Example 1.

Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!

Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!

Example 2.

Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(

Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*

Example 3.

*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!

by Princess Megabucks August 1, 2012

Douchenozzle

A person who jacks off to animal porn.

--OHMIGOD Iouri is such a douchenozzle

-why?

--He jacks off to Animal Porn

by krackermaster March 21, 2009

douchenozzle

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....

That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

Douchenozzle

1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.

2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing

3. jerk, someone you generally despise

Kid: Look at him.
Kid 2: Wow. That's so eighties.
Kid: I know, What a douchenozzle.

by SkatingPineapple January 13, 2010

Douchenozzle

An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.

Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.

What a douchenozzle

by Egiap27 February 6, 2010