Dogter

Female dog for not necessarily but quite often the ecstatically child-free individual.

"It's Take Your Dogter To Work Day? I could have brought Sassy!"

by SugarFreeSheila.com January 12, 2009

Dorte

The biggest bitch that has ever walked this earth.
She will scream at you for no particular reason.

The bitch is named Dorte

by GrandmaLlama April 6, 2016

cooter dooter

A crusty or dirty substance on or around a womans cooter or vagina or vagile region.

Damn girl you got some cooter dooter.

by Kevin Kessler May 1, 2008

Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.

That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!

by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013

Doster

Someone who attempts to convince people that they are a decent person while in reality they are complete sociopaths. A 'doster' will do anything to squeeze into every social circle they can only to be booted as soon as they are recognized or found out. Their only permanent friends are other dosters. They will use each other up and then continue to seek refuge in other circles. Dosters attempt to gain trust, and then use that to manipulate relationships and then squeeze them for whatever they may be worth. A dosters goal in manipulating can range from valuables such as cash and drugs, and undetected passage into another social circle so that the cycle may continue.

Guy1: hey, did you see the doster that showed up at the party last night?
Guy2: yea, someone recognized them and told them to go.
Guy1: thank god. We dont need any dosters trying to infultrate our group and start all that dramatic bull.

Example 2:
Girl1: i can't believe that girl stole my ipod and cash after i let her crash at my pad!
Girl2: I told you she was a doster.

Girl1: i really thought she was trust worthy!
Girl2: everyone does at some point. Thats why shes a doster!

by TruthBeToldForever October 5, 2011

Head Docter

Someone who gives head
Someone who suck dick
(blow job)

Hey Look, there's the head docter maybe she'll suck my dick.

by Baby Kill January 6, 2007

dorkerest

Biggest dork. Nothing else beats it.

You're a dorkerest! I win.

by Joe233 May 2, 2006