Doozer

A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."

by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013

Doozer

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.

Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.

by Andrewski July 23, 2006

Whiskey Doozer

Someone who slams whiskey, preferably Jameson or Red breast to the extent they can no longer formulate a sentence or even understand what is going on, but they do not black out.

Man that guy was whiskey doozer last night. I can believe he didn't black out after all the Jameson.

by mizzle24 August 17, 2010

doozlederry

a person who is a clown; someone who makes a fool of themself

james just shat on the dog, what a fuckin' doozlederry

by jared glassman January 25, 2007

Doodlerameter

Doodlerameter; An invisible, self setting, meter device inside the brain that is turned on automatically when the task at hand seems undesirable or too much work. The doodlerameter allows you to screw off for unlimited amounts of time. To activate...have thoughts of resisting undesirable tasks.

"She might get some work done if she would just turn off her DOODLERAMETER!!!"

by Breath of fresh air April 16, 2017

Doozledorf

When you kill the remains of a beverage with your nose

Cindy: There’s only a sip left should I kill it?
Becca: Even better, you should doozledorf it.

by Bigicon August 4, 2019

Doozer

A Doozer is a nickname given to a man that has sex with a lot of women. the word Doozer can also be a way to ask a friend if you had sex with her.

what a Doozer he is...

or hey bro did you Doozer last night?

by mandouh February 12, 2009