Donker

Pronunciation: DAWN-KERR
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural Donkers

The tissue projectile of the male species. Used for reproduction and in some small Oceania countries, it is used as a toothbrush.

Hello, woman, how would you feel about riding a unicycle and then you can all but karate chop my donker?

by B October 6, 2003

donker

a derrogatory term condoning foolishness or stupidity.

Your such a donker when you date online men.

by Steph.Nora January 1, 2006

donker

A baseball that is bigger than a usual baseball. Almost the size of a softball.

She hit the donker hard and scored a homerun.

by Nenothel November 14, 2007

Trans-donker

The act of donkey punching a man, causing his testicles to retract into his abdominal cavity; then quickly tucking his penis between his buttocts and flaring out his foreskin into simulated labia before he fully regains consciousness.

I gave my dad a trans-donker the other night. When he stood up he reminded me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. He has not made eye contact with me since.

by I am FALL January 4, 2011

dubbel donker

When you are fucked up high on shrooms and get hungry. So you buy the first edible thing you see.

Is he high on shrooms again?
Yeah he will dubbel donker soon.

by Geizermeowser March 6, 2017

Donker

A Donker is a fatass cone of gorilla glue, or other strong sativa/hybrid.

While they can be smoked by a single person for full effect, donkers are usually split between three or four regular smokers.

Dude like I know I smoked a full donker, but this shit’s whacky tacky strong dude.

by Dethylmadehide April 29, 2019

Konker donker

It is a really cute donkey or a dog with a donkey face

“Wow what a konker donker”

by Peytonbeeh October 28, 2020