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something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you
john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!
by J-Lima December 30, 2008
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A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.
Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
by wouldaben January 15, 2011
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A common phrase used by the popular YouTuber and psychiatrist Zak Ahmed AKA Skeppy. It's also great life advice, professional psychiatrists say.
-I will do something.

-Well if it's not worth it, don't do it.
by SkeppyFan14 May 24, 2020
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The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.
Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."
by BFFLUWDTWBBFFLIHOTOP February 23, 2010
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