Doink

A phrase meaning cock.

Ant 'hey guys, suck my doink'

by Face of Rochdale February 11, 2017

doink

an extraordinarily stupid person

what a doink

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

doink

The act of hitting someone in the balls.

Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.

by Moof September 03, 2003

doink

Someone who is an asshole or a Dick. Generally used when curse words are not appropriate.

My Boss is a real doink.

by Randy Smith June 07, 2006

Doinked

When you're smoking some good shit and you're baked as fuck

Me and the boys were smoking and we were so doinked at target

by ImDoinkedRn October 26, 2019

Doink

Often used as a verb or an adjective, doink can also be a noun. As a noun, doink refers to a small or misshapen penis.

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Girl 1: What was sex like with him.

Girl 2: Meh. It was ok other than his doink.
Girl 1: So it was small?

Girl 2: Tiny and crooked. Barely felt a thing

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

Doink

Noun: The buffoon of the friend group who won't shut up about international cuisine and bouncy balls.

Synonyms: Jerk, idiot, fool

Doink: Why do you get the bouncy ball?
Intellectually superior friend: Because I had the prior claim you DOINK!

by Kevin the Crackhead February 07, 2019