"Distracted Drift"
When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.
When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.
"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."
by Renees Bill July 23, 2013
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by LunarYearOfTheSheep January 30, 2015
Get the Distracturd mug.An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
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No I starting thinking about who that whore fucked a retard and instead on me and that thought distracted me from the task I was preforming. The thought ended with me deciding that I'm going to rape your personal whore and kill you when she srceams for your help. In front of her. And then I rape her in a pool of your blood. And then I when I finished fantasising about both of your deaths; I continued what I was doing.
No I starting thinking about who that whore fucked a retard and instead on me and that thought distracted me from the task I was preforming. The thought ended with me deciding that I'm going to rape your personal whore and kill you when she srceams for your help. In front of her. And then I rape her in a pool of your blood. And then I when I finished fantasising about both of your deaths; I continued what I was doing.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
Get the Distracted mug.Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...
Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.
by von groovy July 9, 2024
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