Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.

Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?

by caved May 6, 2020

distantt

distantt is my name

Have you seen distantt around here?
Hello, I'm here! distantt is my name right?

by distanttbutbetter January 29, 2021

Distantial awareness

Able to judge distances.... which is impossible for blondes named Krissy

Because krissy has no distantial awareness is gone while parking the car

by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021

distaneing

when something that your staring at disappears, but your brain still imagines it as if it is there allowing you to see it through interpretation until you realize it hasn't been there. not fading nor disappearing instantly, something else.

I had a dream last night and instead of me waking up it was "distaneing" away

by Silenced AK February 10, 2022

Distant

Alternative expression for the 60s-70s "far out!" meaning "excellent!"

Friend: I just won in my game!

You:Distant, man!

by quotable d February 14, 2019

Distant Relative

A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed

girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter

by Shutupandlisten August 28, 2010

Distant Lover

an ex lover of the past. The more time that passes the more of a distant of lover they become. Also, it's been 3 years since they've been officially together.

Chris brown and Rihianna are distant lovers. Mainly, because he's on prole.

by Starr27 May 10, 2012