Perez Dispenser

A pseudo-paparazzi wannabe who simply regurgitates all online informational gossip there is to know about a high-profile celebrity.

"Oh my God! Last night, Jason was looking to be the center of attention last night at the club. In his failed attempt to become an in-crowd member, he simply told us everything about Lindsay Lohan that we already knew. He's such a Perez Dispenser!"

by The Veuve Clicquot Coalition March 2, 2009

Japanese Candy Dispenser

Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.

"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."

by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011

ketchup dispenser

Abbreviation for Vagina, but is used more as a gross term than good.

Her ketchup dispenser is on its rags again.

Its that time of the month for the ketchup dispenser.

by Joe Blogggs October 30, 2006

Boner Dispenser

someone with the raw sexual magnatism of a lust filled dynamism equating to the walking orgasm inspiration

Guy 1 : dude she is such a boner dispenser!
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....

by AmyIsABonerDispenser July 28, 2011

Nice pezz dispenser

1.The secret code to get into every gay bar in the Univerce
2.A gay come on.

Gay guy: let me in.
Gay bouncier:Whats the secret code.
Gay guy:"Nice pezz dispenser"
Gay bouncier: your in.

by Koat(knower of all things) May 30, 2009

Canadian Ice Dispenser

The act of grabbing a fist full of ice cubes and proceeding to fist a recipient in the ass with the fist full of ice and then releasing the ice inside the anus so the recipient may then defecate ice and shit on to the chest of their partner.

It's was really hot out today so i had my wife Canadian Ice Dispenser me to keep cool.

by punksweeper October 16, 2015

pez dispenser

similar to taste the rainbow, the man uses his penis in the same manner as the classic candy machine. Not sure why he would want to do this, but it's always great fun at parties, and allows for hands free snack delivery.

Some of the younger kids at the concert missed the cultural reference when Jim dropped trou and gave em the ol' Pez Dispenser. One of them even had the nerve to yell out "Thanks for the gumball, Mickey!" As Jimmy flicked a few treats in his direction. As if he would ever put gumballs into his dick. Who would be crazy enough to do that?

by Pantaloon January 18, 2008