dyslectric

like dyslexic, but instead of a reading problem, it refers to someone who has problems with computers. Or with technology in general.

I'd get a webcam but i'm so dyslectric I probably couldn't get it to work.

by jammboy April 14, 2009

displective

In the summer of 2012 a little girl named "Willow" had a thought. Displective was her thought. It means when you have a deep thought or it can mean when you're on a horse.

Guy 1: "Wow, I just had such a displective moment."
Guy 2: "Where is your horse?"

by fazenumber53&garahgts March 25, 2022

Joint dislocation

Dislocation occurs when bones in a joint become displaced or misaligned. It is often caused by a sudden impact to the joint. The ligaments always become damaged as a result of a dislocation.

Man 1: Ohhh dude did you see the joint dislocation on Harry's finger at basketball?

Man 2: Oh man, that shit is painful.

by gillygil14 April 13, 2011

dislick

Alternate version of dislike. Used when either drunk or stoned, and by this other beautiful girl I know.

Dude: Oh man you see dat waitress, she was a ho, I dislicked her from the beginning.
Dude2: Yesh and I dislick ur mom.

by shaneS44 December 24, 2007

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

Dialect

/ˈdɑɪ.ə.ˌlɛkt/
noun

1. A dialect is a particular form or derivative of a language that can vary greatly from the main language so as to be mutually unintelligible. The line between dialect and language is plastic depending on the political status of the dialect's speakers (see Cantonese). If you aren't sure, here's a good rule of thumb: A language is a dialect with an army and navy.

Lallans Speaker: Scots kythed for the first time in leeterar furm in the mids o the 14t century an didna differ muckle fae ither northren Inglis byleids.
English Speaker: I'm sorry, your dialect is completely unintelligible. It's like it wasn't actually English or something...oh.

by Nemo Mentisson November 14, 2009

dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

by pef June 11, 2006