discordian

A person who uses the app Discord/Reddit way too much. Such as managing 15 Direct Messages as well as being at the max server limit.

Ned: Man you are such a discordian!
Alpad: What?
Ned: I mean, look at you! You are fat and stupid, you don't even know how to spell the word Anthropology!
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh

by ButterScott January 19, 2024

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Someone that doesn't get off discord and hasn't touched grassed or inhaled air in some while, discordians normally deny themself they're discordian's but in reality everyone knows they take discord more seriously than their actual life.

Bro you have no life you lowkey a discordian.

by TruthEnlightenment October 11, 2021

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Discordian; someone who cannot get off of discord, controls hella servers ( a lot of servers ) and is a mod who watches everything you do. They fight over the worst things, and dont like trolls and are soft.

"Nigga shutcho dumb ass up, you discordian; you possibly go in bed thinking about if that kitten wants you."

by drakefromdiscord October 30, 2021

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a process by which you increase the amount of tabs open in your browser

alice: i clicked this link that took me to this page, so i clicked this link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert in the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating it for 400 million hours. i am here to help
dan: interesting, so what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow

by smith.e January 30, 2023

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