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dirty mica

A dirty mica is an expression that describes the phenomena of interrupting sexual activities for talking about neurobiology while wiggeling with your belly.
I only passed exam, because my boyfriend does the dirty mica so many times. I'm now wiser and less sexually satisfied.
by Crazytitties March 7, 2024
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dirty michie

when someone karate chops someones asscrack which causes it to split further.
damn, I cant believe she's still in the hospital after having a "dirty michie"
by into-the-static June 17, 2024
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Dirty Michaud

When you break up with your ex girlfriend with a dick (man with long hair) four times and then proceed to ask her to make you fail NNN. Then she (he) puts their dick in your ass and snorts pre workout off their man arms and then starts to jump around like a starving baboon.
I was talking to my friend last night and he was talking about his relationship, that retard pulled a Dirty Michaud
by Ilikegirldick January 23, 2025
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Dirty Michaud

When you break up with your ex girlfriend with a dick (man with long hair) four times and then proceed to ask her to make you fail NNN. Then she (he) puts their dick in your ass and snorts pre workout off their man arms and then starts to jump around like a starving baboon.
I was talking to my friend last night and he was talking about his relationship, that retard pulled a Dirty Michaud
by Ilikegirldick January 23, 2025
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Dirty Mickael

When someone is having gay sex with a sex whip and gets whipped so hard that he has diarrhea in his partner's mouth and his partner swallows the shit.
I was feeling so sick last night that I pulled a dirty Mickael on my boyfriend.
by ggharhar April 16, 2025
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Dirty Michelle

When you join your local ywca for a spot on the swim team, only to find out they practice in a pool full of cocks, in which you master the breast stroke, winning the gold in the olympics
Due to doing dirty michelles', I was able to go for the gold!!!!!!
by BilboSaggins August 13, 2025
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son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!
by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017
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