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Dirty Potter

The greatest audio book series ever created in the universe by an even greater man of the same name. Narrated by British actor Jim Dale (with heavy word splicing and sound editing), the audio books have absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter, except for the fact that they have the main/supporting characters (i.e. Harry, Ron, Hermionie, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, Professor Umbridge, and Snape), some brief cameos (Uncle Vernon and Dobby the House Elf), a non-existing character (Fuckbeak, a splice of "F" and "Buckbeak," who is a human), and even Jim Dale and JK Rowling themselves. The characters perform bizarre sex acts and pointless, but often humorous, antics (Shitting on each other, Hermionie having crabs, Harry gurgling a pussy milkshake, gay butt sex, Harry swallowing Ron's cum, Hagrid fucking Harry and cumming all over his ass, etc.). There are currently 4 Dirty Potter audio books; in order, they are: Dirty Potter and the Snape Kills Dumbledore; Dirty Potter 2 and the Deathly Farts; Dirty Potter 3 and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party; and Dirty Potter 4 - Fuckbeak and Friends, Chapter 1. Dirty Potter has a website, simply named dirtypotter.com. Dirty Potter has made other audio books, two being Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Shitpile (Winnie the Pooh) and Dirty Peter Pan and the Long Black Penis of Evil (Peter Pan). He has also made a piece entitled, "Dirty Barack," an edit of President Obama.
Person 1: Have you heard about Dirty Potter?

Person 2: Yeah, I love those. Fucking hilarious!
by ElectricGuitarGuy October 24, 2011
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Dirty Parag

The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.
He banged my sister so I gave him a Dirty Parag.
by Motherdickbutt February 12, 2019
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dirty petar

Breaking someone's legs and then dumping a fat turd on his forehead.
A: Hey I'm being bullied by this guy in school..
B: Alright let's give him the dirty petar.
by loneraccoon January 23, 2021
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Dirty Pasandu

The act of misreading coordinates and travelling to an incorrect destination in the game of Minecraft.
Bruh please help me I pulled a Dirty Pasandu and ran out of firework rockets while looking for the woodland mansion.
by Barbeno September 2, 2021
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dirty panos

a dirty panos is when you are fucking a girl in the pussy. and you come close and whisper in her ear. "i beat dark souls 3 in under 100 hours" to make her more horny
omg he did me the dirty panos it was amazing
by revehound December 9, 2021
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Dirty Panos

A Dirty Panos is when you shove your dick in a girl’s whisker biscuit while you whisper in her ear: "I beat Dark Souls III in under 100 hours" to make her hornier
OMG! He pulled a Dirty Panos on me!
by panosplayboy April 3, 2022
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Dirty Parker

is when you jurk-off to five guys fucking each other, Then putting your cum in to your sock
by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022
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