Dirk

A Dirk is someone who is extremely loyal and no matter what he goes through with you, he will always remain by your side through thick and thin. He is a great friend who will offer to pay for your meal or take the the blow for something so your life can be better. His work as a great friend often gets overlooked by you because he is your best friend but you don’t know how great he is to you and he needs to be rewarded and noticed more. Dirk is truly a 1 in a million. It’s kinda like how Dirk Nowitzki has stayed so loyal to the Mavericks through everything and has taken pay cuts and brought them a championship and how no one talks about him being an all time great. Kinda like how he got robbed of the last all star spot from Kobe cause it was his last year. Dirk was having a better season and should have been in. That means Dirk should be an automatic all star his last year right?
Man Dirk is so loyal. I’ve been a dick to him and he is still doing great things to me. Dirk even just single handily beat up these guys trying to jump me. I love Dirk
by Mavsfan15 March 18, 2018
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Dirk

Dirk is the name of a really sweet guy who is very complicated and likes to make it seem like he's got everything under control (even if his life is a mess).

Dirk's are usually very passionate about the things they love and can get pretty defensive if someone tells them they're doing it "wrong". Dirk's are commonly very caring and would do anything for the people they love, but they also like to appear emotionally detached and they most likely have very low self-esteem.

If you know someone named Dirk and they consider you a friend you should know that they truly care about you even if they don't talk to you very much, he just has a lot on his plate.
Person 1: Man that guy looks like he's really got it all together!

Person 2: Nah man that's just what he wants you to think! He's such a Dirk.
by rolal June 20, 2017
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Dirk

The process of buying and consuming alcohol from an off-licensed vendor.

The word "Dirk" originates from being the forename of a footballing legend whose surname carries remarkable similarities with the term "carry-out".
"Anyone fancy a Dirk in the shed tonight?"
by GLEN123 August 22, 2009
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Dirking

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.
if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."
by smoothie from clutchfans November 07, 2007
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Dirk

Milder form of saying dick. Used as a code word in places where recognizable profane words are unacceptable such as a work place.
Hey girl, did you meet the new guy yet? He was being such a dirk! He won't last long around here once the boss finds out...
by Spaghetti Yhetti February 16, 2016
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Dirked

To be utterly and totally owned by someone who is obscenely massive and uncoordinated looking. Comes from the German NBA player and current NBA champion as of 2011 Dirk Nowitzki.
"And Dirk sinks the three point shot, you just got DIRKED Miami"
by NBAfan69 December 13, 2011
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Dirk

Someone is both a dick and a jerk.
God Brandon, you're such a DIRK!
by HorseCorpse November 06, 2011
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