The definition of dion is lazy ass simp who always likes people who are named josie, and he has a group chat named "the masterbaters" with at least 10 guys in it named shawty.
by disneyplusminus August 05, 2022
by errorchicken April 14, 2021
A Dion is a name for a gamer with extreme potential, mostly feared by his realmmates and perhaps feared even more by his enemies.
Is it a comet? Is it a plane? Is it a bird? No, it's.. a Dion!
If you can't beat it...Join it... a Dion has many friends.
If you can't beat it...Join it... a Dion has many friends.
by Dionysos September 04, 2006
a mexican boy with curly hair to the point where he cant see, he looks like shit without his hoodie, and pulls mad girls (mostely boys) hes kind of a weak scronny little boy but thats okay because we still love him
by xxcharliedunkinxxaddisxxvinnie November 16, 2021
by ilogefkamingos December 19, 2020
Dion Moment
by cumdog July 03, 2022
by beiljinkhe May 01, 2019