Dion

The definition of dion is lazy ass simp who always likes people who are named josie, and he has a group chat named "the masterbaters" with at least 10 guys in it named shawty.

Person 1:bro this guy is such a dion.
Person 2: Fax

by disneyplusminus August 4, 2022

a Dion

A Dion is a name for a gamer with extreme potential, mostly feared by his realmmates and perhaps feared even more by his enemies.

Is it a comet? Is it a plane? Is it a bird? No, it's.. a Dion!
If you can't beat it...Join it... a Dion has many friends.

by Dionysos September 4, 2006

Dion

a mexican boy with curly hair to the point where he cant see, he looks like shit without his hoodie, and pulls mad girls (mostely boys) hes kind of a weak scronny little boy but thats okay because we still love him

dion and jamar sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

by xxcharliedunkinxxaddisxxvinnie November 16, 2021

Dion

izumi’s boyfriend

Person 1: Who’re you?

Person 2: I’m dion.

Person 1: OH, Izumi’s boyfriend!!

by ilogefkamingos December 19, 2020

Dion Moment

a goober moment, a moment of being a silly little goofy little goober, also based

Dion Moment

by cumdog July 2, 2022

Dion

Biggest homo fag ever. Deadset likes men. Bailey is way better than him at fortnite.

Bro, that kid is such a Dion

by beiljinkhe April 30, 2019

Dion Blaster

Coolest, most B.A. character in 1080 for N64. He may be prone to crashing, but he hauls balls.

"If you could have any name, what would it be?"

"Dion Blaster."

"WTF."

"Dude trust me, he's hella fast."

by Ricky Winterborn June 10, 2009