dicklebobber

A penis that has received a surgical enlargement and, consequently, is able to float when placed in water.

Girl A: "Man I would love to date Damian, but his penis is so damn tiny"
Girl B: "OMG did you not hear? He got his junk enlarged just the other day!"
Girl A: "Well unless it's a DICKLEBOBBER, I'm not interested!"

by shadosnpr16 April 26, 2014

Dinkleboo

A stage 5 clinger also categorized as a turd ball hanging from an ass hair

Dude, we went out one time and she is already a dinkleboo

by Osiris944 April 4, 2016

dinklecotton

the word dinklecotton comes from the word dinkleberry, rather than having shit in your ass hair (dinkleberry)
instead you have lose bits of toilet paper in your ass hair. (dinklecotton)

ah fuck I got dinklecotton stuck up my ass again!

by The guy with website humor May 8, 2017

Dinklesburg

Where you can be named stupid and smart at the same time.
'Smart' and 'Stupid'

"Bro, you are a such dinklesburg!"
"Yeahhhh"

by v0lt August 13, 2020

dingledonker

(Noun) A silly or foolish person. A doofus who means well, but finds ways to screw up stuff. A naive social media poster who posts first and thinks later.

To all you dingledonkers unknowingly posting, liking and sharing potential propaganda on Facebook, stop.

by TheBabypj November 2, 2020

dingledong

a dingledong is the diarrhea that you have but when you wipe the toilet paper is dry and spotless

i took a massive dingledong so i didn't have to wipe

by dkhjgvasflokujwsgbjhasvfjhabdv January 7, 2021

dinklboobin

ur a big meany

Your a dinklboobin

by goturwueelchair April 4, 2022