dingleberry

A little ball of shit hanging from one's ass-hairs(Usually in bunches).

As Kathy licked my grundle, a dingleberry fell into her mouth.

by yaykob April 8, 2007

dingleberry

A dingleberry is the marriage of poo and toilet paper. That eventually entangle itself all up in your ass-pubes. Like a cacoon of particles that should have gone down with the rest.

You really don't know you are sporting a choice dingleberry unless, you are all up in your ass scratching, and damn near scream when you rip that nasty nest from your crack. It'll wake you up, and hopefully encourage a good shower to follow!

by Crittercratter December 28, 2005

dingleberry

n. Any lingering, unresolved issues from a conversation or argument

I just wanted to follow up with you on our conversation from yesterday because I felt like there was a dingleberry or two.

by dingledanglefinglefangle April 19, 2018

dingleberry

What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.

"Damn it! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again!

by tradesman March 31, 2003

dingleberry

Little balls of shit that build up on ass hairs.

Dude!! Kelly was tossing my salad and got dingleberrys stuck in her teeth.

I would like some dingleberry pie.

by Ara, Kai, Lauren, Jon December 28, 2007

dingleberry

A ball of dookie stuck in one's butt hairs; an ignorant or obnoxious person.

That dingleberry really hurt when I pulled it off, or that dingleberry broke his arm again

by Crammit January 20, 2006

dingleberry

When you take a shit and sneaky particles escape the grasp of the toilet and stick to the sides of the anus and its hair follicles. Then the piece of feces dries up on your panties and gooch/anus hair. Later on in the shower you wash it off and you realize the shit got the better of you.

Below is the script to a fucked up porn including the dingleberry

Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)

Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.

Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)

by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018