The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.
person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010
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A giant horse-like creature with the head of a dildo and the body of a hippogriff. This creature stalks your houses and climbs in yo windows snatching yo people up.
by CRALOS July 3, 2012
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by T A T A March 20, 2011
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