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Fantasy Football Dictator

A person, who is the commissioner of a fantasy football league and uses his power to make unfair trades with another team owner, typically an old friend, who is out of contention. This is sometime done in exchange for money or favors.
The Fantasy Football Dictator of a league made a trade with one of his old fraternity brothers to get Adrian Peterson in exchange for a couple of scrubs he got off waivers.
by eskimo1979 November 25, 2009
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Dickus

Noun: Generic, ubiquitous term of derision, fairly innocuous, used mostly "friend on friend", has become completely mainstream
Hey, Dickus! Could you lend me $5.00?
by ky2 March 8, 2008
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Dickturd

After having anal sex, when a penis becomes plugged with feces, and subsequently "poops" the feces out either during ejaculation or while urinating. Dickturds look similar to hamster turds, and are usually layered in a fashion similar to the buildup of dough in a straw after pressing the straw in the dough multiple times. Dickturds are commonly associated urinary tract infections.
Chaz had to poop, but he didn't tell Trit. So, after banging Chaz in the ass, Trit trit left a dickturd in Chaz's ass when he came. Trit got a urinary tract infection the next day.
by KanadaJayhawk August 28, 2013
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diccup

after an intense orgasm the prostate throbs along the corpus spongiosum (where the urine and semen pass through the uretha) and mimicking the uncontrollable muscle spasms of the diaphram during a hiccup, hence a diccup.
Oh my gawd girl, that so was good i have a bad case of the diccups.

If we keep going like this i will have diccups for sure.

Man, yo, the diccup is because it was solid sex.
by Ronin-Cory July 22, 2008
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dictumhead

One who tries too hard to come up with new words for online dictionaries, usually failing miserably even if the word is accepted.
see also: lingua-loser
Larry: Jeebus! look at this word! It's not even a word, it's a 3 word phrase - what a stretch.
Moe: That dictumhead probably thinks getting published here makes him Ernest Friggin' Hemingway.
Curly: Or Marian Webster.
Moe: Get around here, you!
boink!
by Timmy the Geek June 20, 2009
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Dicture

A dicture is a picture of a dick sent by phone or in direct message. Shortened from "dick picture" or "dick pic".
Guy: Did you see my text?
Girl: Your dicture? Yeah I loved it.

Girl: I'm relieved that my dicture archive was saved on my iCloud.
by standarddarth September 12, 2014
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Dickture Message

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.
Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross
by zac archer April 18, 2010
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