dickwad

When you cum for many months in a single jar, adding load by load of jizz and just letting it accumulate. then you bake it till its hard as a rock. you break the jar and have a mountain of dried seamen and sculpt it into a huge erect cock.

I need to find an exceptional dickwad.

You are the hugest dickwad I have ever seen.

by hunniebunz July 19, 2006

Dickwad

a comtemtiple person; someone who gets on everyones nerves.
basically a wad of dick in the form of an asshole

man "karen" is being a fucking a dickwad!

by quaid spearing March 4, 2008

Dickload

A little less than 16 ounces.

Man, I just swallowed a dickload of seeds.

by MC Plan B May 5, 2008

Dickwad

A bloke who is entrusted with his mate's precious dead goanna but neglects it knowing full well how important having said goanna is to his mate in question

Mate 1: G'day ollie i can't take this dead goanna back in the pig rig, it's now 95% maggot
Ollie: Yeah no worries sharky, i'll take really good care of it. I promise i won't let it be washed away in a flood which i knew was coming.
Mate 1: Thanks ol, that sure would be a dickwad act

by Sharky5555 January 17, 2011

Dickwad

The kinda of person who complains about peeling potatoes. Talks to himself and doesn't understand what hygiene is.

"Did you smell that troll over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a dickwad."

by Freaking Jacob Black December 24, 2016

dickwadarrow

a strait shooting dick head consistent in behavior associated with being a prick

driving 10mph under the posted speed limit blocking traffic every day at rush hour and never changing lanes makes one a dickwadarrow

by Harleytom March 4, 2017

Dickwad

The most annoying person you will ever meet. They are the ones to screw up things that you are doing and don't mind if you get pissed off. They act like dicks on the outside but are big cowards on the inside.

"Dude what's up with Johnny? He's being such a dickwad"

by Kerchew March 12, 2017