dickslap

Brandon. Anything to do with Brandon.

Brandon: But I love you.
J: Dickslap.
Brandon: But I love you!
J: Dickslap.

by CeeCee August 17, 2003

dicksappointed

to be disappointed in the size of a lover's penis.

Susie was dicksappointed by Johnny's member.

by the real cool dude March 29, 2016

dickslap

A long home run in the game of baseball.

"That was about a 600 foot dickslap"

by SharperRock June 2, 2017

Dickswiping

Using ones own dick to swipe right on Tinder.

*person that sucks on Tinder* "Jason is teaching me how dickswiping is properly done so i can bag those hotties"

by Razeman September 4, 2017

Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.

Dickslap sandwich

by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022

dickslap

Sex act, where a classy broad like myself takes the cock out of her mouth and slaps her cheek, then lips or neck and chest.

My boy turns into such a little pussy when I dickslap him. It's mah move!

by LoRr December 14, 2004

Dickslap

Adjective. A moron or jerk-off.

Sabrina:
Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!

by Mary Kaye April 21, 2008