Dickslam

Noun. Someone who is extremely arrogant or idiotic - So much so that they deserve to have the head of their penis slammed in a sliding glass door. Often used in reference to one's superiors or to someone who has done them wrong.

1. Bob is such an arrogant bastard. I can't believe that dickslam is my supervisor.

2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!

by JuhCoby April 17, 2008

DISPLAY ONE'S WARES

boobs, ass, "the goods."

At the photo shoot, the model was scantily-clad, and was undoubtedly displaying her wares. The photographer was packin' more meat than a slaughterhouse!

by weave October 7, 2003

Display Hanes

The Underwear you wear when you know your going to get some

Joe:So what you doing to night?
Rob:I got this hot bitch coming over
Joe:Shit you better clean up and whip out those Display Hanes

by Joe Scumabg September 25, 2005

Dickspanner

some one who is a complete fucktard. some one who is absolute shit at playing drums.

my friend Anthony is a complete Dickspanner

by iowakid July 1, 2011

cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.

"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."

by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010

digital display of affection

A digital display of affection (DDA) is when someone displays their affection for another through the use of social media.

Nicholas: “Did you see Lew’s recent instagram post about his new girlfriend Gabby?”

Kimberly: “oh yeah, it was a total DDA”

Nicholas: “whats a DDA?”

Kimberly: “A digital display of affection. #GetARoom”

by Blue Suede February 4, 2018

Dickslap

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye

SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!

by big titty bitch January 22, 2005