dickstain

When you masturbate into a ... cup, and just pour it onto the ... carpet

Person 1: Hey, Liam just left a dickstain on my carpet.

Person 2: Aww, that cunt. We just vacuumed.

by RolfRolfington January 5, 2012

Dickapline

Relating to sexual responsibility.

"Man, you know she gets around; practice dickapline and at least use some rubbers."

by The Cluh August 9, 2009

Dickslinger

The version of "sword fighting" with 2 or more gay cowboys in assless chaps.

We were riding the trails on horseback and came across a few dickslingers.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 18, 2020

Dicksplash

It’s an insult that is obviously an insult yet it’s so amazing you just don’t know how to feel about it

Ah you’re such a dicksplash for doing that man

by Sick word bruh January 9, 2021

dickspin

another name to call your friends

omg he is such a dickspin

by yooooooooooooooooooooooo May 10, 2007

Dicksplash

Splash back caused by careless high-pressure peeing into a urinal. In rare cases the splash back hits your face and beard. Also a term to descibe a delinquant.

Man 1: Yo whats with them splash marks on your sneakers?
Man 2: Just been for a pee, was really desperate and caught some nasty dicksplash

Boy 1 I cannot believe you did not take that free beer, you dicksplash

by Splashman August 3, 2007

dicksplash

The act of pissing into someones mouth while they hold it in and dont swallow, then splashing your dick into the lovely warm peepee.

john gave me a good dicksplashing last wednesday

by blilliam bleed June 11, 2018