dickolo

someone that is such a jerk that calling them a dick or a doucebag isn't an adequate description

Jeff: Hey! Stop picking on Tim for having a big nose.
Steve: Yeah. You're worse than a douche bag. You're a dickolo.

by bromine24 September 17, 2014

Wipe Your Dickhole

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.

"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."

by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012

dickhole

a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being

Russ is being such a dickhole right now.

by kevin t. April 12, 2003

Dickless Tie

A bow tie. A tie without hanging cloth.

"Wear one of 'em fancy dickless ties to the dinner tonight."

by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008

dickless motherfucker

a person without a dick and is being an motherfucker at that point of time.

lance you fucking dickless motherfucker!!!

by nate2wavy January 25, 2017

Dickless White Fuck

A Dickless White Fuck is a white racist whose racism may be either open or hidden, but who does nothing but whine and complain like a weak coward about non-whites despite being the majority in their own countries (but not for long).

These individuals will flee like little puppies from their own neighborhoods to escape non-whites who move in, and then once in a safe place will posture and talk tough about how "one day we're gonna rise up an' take 'merica back from the coloreds..."

But they never do, nor ever will do anything but be belly crawling, boot licking Dickless White Fucks.

Ninety nine point nine percent of the Tea Party members who came to see Glenn Beck, we're, just like Mr. Beck, Dickless White Fucks.

by Subfighter63 September 4, 2010

Dickle Doo

The act of someone acting ridiculous and making no sense, acting like a retard.

Bro stop being such a fucking Dickle Doo

by Jose Javier November 28, 2004