dickery

Nonsense, or shit. Something unbelievable or frustrating.

Guy #1: Man, they told us we aren't allowed to eat in the caf anymore!
Guy #2: What is this dickery?!?!?!

by h20LOOOOOO January 24, 2016

Dickery

When you compare getting the dick on the daily to winning the lottery.

“Girl I won the Dickery, my man dicks me down on the regular “

by Diggidydog July 1, 2019

jack-dickery

Bullshit. Similar to jack-assery.

Getting my ass kicked at Tetris is jack-dickery!

by LBo979 November 25, 2010

Spit-dickery

The term used when your penis gets aggressively wet by any means.

"Bro, the salivary gland on my dick won't stop running!"
"Damn, dude, that's real spit-dickery right there"

by ThiccNiggasInc. February 5, 2021

Sickery Dickery

Some masculine man with a whopping 15 inch cock

Oliver whips out his 15 inch cock

"OMG Oliver, you are such a Sickery Dickery"

by Musty69420 February 23, 2022

Dickery

The act of being a complete dick, someone who is very rude.

Melissa: Did you hear about Bernard's dickery?

Josh: No!

Melissa: Yeah Jill finally told him she liked him and he told her "I don't like you like that" even though he tried to fuck Jill prom weekend!

Josh: Wow what a douchebag!

by Sassy Switzerland July 14, 2017

hickory DICKORY

A nick name for a guy who has a small dick,And is probably alone .He lives video games and most likely has dreads.

Hickory DICKORY you need to grow a bigger dick.

Hickory DICKORY cut your dreads.

by IssaaaVibee December 10, 2018