Dickbag

A man who is not only an asshole but completely and utterly useless. They are cocky, however, they have absolutely nothing to be cocky about. They typically work minimum wage jobs and throw big ass pity parties every day. This is the kind of man who wears cheap chains, insults people as a hobby, and has a self esteem smaller than his very tiny penis.

The ugly grocery bagger at Walmart cussed me out over nothing! What a dickbag.

My cousin is such a dickbag. He calls me a loser, but he’s a virgin who still lives in his parent’s basement at age 32.

by Cash.mmoney July 26, 2021

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Condoms.

Before I smash this chick, I need to go to the store cause I’m out of dickbags

by EBreezie June 15, 2018

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Someone who is a real jerk or a jackass and is arrogant.

That guy is a real dickbag.

by Roxie Rose October 05, 2015

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Donald Trump

Jeff: Man, the orange dickbag just tweeted more racist nazi garbage.

Jen: Not surprised, he is the biggest bag of dicks we have ever had anywhere near national political office.

Jeff: Yeah he is like a burlap potato sack full of dicks that somehow got elected instead of thrown off a pier with a barbell tied to it.

by N0mi Mal0ne July 23, 2019

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Conshy Dickbag

Typically a Pennsylvania white who resides in “Conshy” , who cries liberal tears and pretends to be an elite. May even hold the job status of a “banker”, but is ultimately poor. Often found living in small dwellings, because they are poor. Commonly named Jeremy or Jer-Bear or even JB.

“Yo, isn’t that dude Jer an elite banker?”

“Nah, I thought so too but he is just a Conshy Dickbag!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon February 02, 2023

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