The Dick Rider Paradox

If a streamer says don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree with you therefor "The Dick Rider Paradox"

Chat don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree therefor they actually do what they disagree and make The Dick Rider Paradox

by Indyz September 30, 2022

dick rider

someone esp. a male who is always on another male dick. always talking about that guy, bringing up his name.

person 1: yo did u see what sam had on today, that fool was tacky as hell

person 2: man why u always on that man case, stop being a dick rider

by sonfa January 18, 2009

instagram dick rider

A person who is always liking someone else's pictures no matter what the content is

That chick liked 10 of my pictures. She's an Instagram dick rider.

by Gia_D May 29, 2014

dick rider

a nosy ass person who is always on you

damn stay out of my business, u fuckin dick rider

by Dominique March 30, 2004

Dick rider

A Kanye West fan I mean like a really really mega fan of Kanye West

- Hey im a huge dick rider of Kanye West and on his nuts too, have you heard his new album? It’s very awesome

- na i don’t like to dick ride nor hang on balls

by Avitarumfitio September 30, 2022

Dick Rider

A nigga who dick rides because they have nothing better to do with their life. Most of the time they’re insecure, has a small dick, and on the next level of mental illness. Seek help for any dick rider you know.

That nigga Jacoby always dick riding Nick. He’s such a dick rider.

by itsmedraco July 13, 2021

Dick Rider

1. Another word for an ass kisser or suck up.

2. Someone who is nice to someone else to try and get their “better side” or try to get some type of reward or special privileges.

3. Someone who only likes one type of brand and talks bad about anything else.

Def 1- “Yea that asshole over there, he’s just a Dodge Dick Rider. Thinks any Dodge in the world can outdrive any Chevy or Ford.”

Def 2- “You know ENTER NAME HERE? The dick rider? He just got a promotion!”

by nextgenerationcrusader October 4, 2021