My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.

Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.

by Froggy7384 July 12, 2005

dick big balls little

When someone's eye is slightly more closed than the other.

"Yo Abby is mad dick big balls little in that photo."

"When yo dick big but yo balls little."

by ChickenTeryaki225 August 2, 2023

Mr. Dick n’ Balls

Mr. Dick n’ Balls is no ordinary man. His family tree is all Dick n’ Balls. He’s a celebrity that’s participated in many movies and is all across the news. He is the man all the women want (probably you too). So remember, if you ever hear Dick n’ Balls you should always be reminded of the legend

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Mr Dick n’ Balls?”
Person 2: “Uh, señor, yo no English.”

Person 1: “Yeah I know, Mr. Dick n’ Balls is an awesome movie celebrity.”

by I would smash Ryan Reynolds June 10, 2023

Dick n ball stew

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate into a bowl and then proceed to stick your genitalia into the semen bowl.

“Damn i really need to fuck up sum Dick n ball stew right about now”

by Mr.Dumbahh October 12, 2023

king dick on ball mountain

someone who thinks he's the shit.

That fucker thinks he's king dick on ball mountain, but he is not

by snatha July 17, 2011

Dick Ball Syndrome

Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping

Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!

by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020

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by eghwxdbvswxvfcbyug January 31, 2022