by packtober April 14, 2022

do you have discord?
by Woowee_boi December 13, 2021

A place full of pedophiles, gamers and oh so many mental health issues. Chances are if you use Discord, you are depressed.
tom: Hey! i downloaded Discord
Bill: woah man are you ok? dont give anyone your real name.
Tom: i already have a girlfriend from asia
Bill: woah man are you ok? dont give anyone your real name.
Tom: i already have a girlfriend from asia
by poggywoggyrennypies December 7, 2020

a chat thing that people can talk on cuz they can, but parents think it means that it is a arguing thing
Child: HEY MUM! CAN I USE DISCORD!!???
No answer
Child: MOM, FUCKING ANSWER!!!!!
Mom: WHAT!!!????
Child: CAN I USE FUCKING DISCORD!!!!???
Mom: NO, BECAUSE IT IS USED FOR ARGUING. CONSTANT CONFRONTATION WITH YOUR PARTNER ISN'T JUST BAD FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP, IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. IN FACT, DISAGREEING IS HEALTHY TO SOME EXTENT!!!!
*GAAAAASSSPPP*
Child: THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!
Mom: NO, YOU CAN NOT USE DISCORD!!!
*Child fucking dies*
No answer
Child: MOM, FUCKING ANSWER!!!!!
Mom: WHAT!!!????
Child: CAN I USE FUCKING DISCORD!!!!???
Mom: NO, BECAUSE IT IS USED FOR ARGUING. CONSTANT CONFRONTATION WITH YOUR PARTNER ISN'T JUST BAD FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP, IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. IN FACT, DISAGREEING IS HEALTHY TO SOME EXTENT!!!!
*GAAAAASSSPPP*
Child: THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!
Mom: NO, YOU CAN NOT USE DISCORD!!!
*Child fucking dies*
by KyxonZ July 14, 2020

The program that _WAS_ specifically for gamers, but because @everyone had discordly disagreement, it's now for @everyone, including the freaks, to collaborate in servers, and have fun breaking Hypixel's rules by advertising their dead servers in chat.
by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020

1.A perfect place for disagreement and drama
2.Gamers love to hang out in VC
3.Gamers Love it
4.Better then skype
5.Joke Marketing
6.@Everyone-->everyone get annoyed
2.Gamers love to hang out in VC
3.Gamers Love it
4.Better then skype
5.Joke Marketing
6.@Everyone-->everyone get annoyed
Person1:i was on Discord yesterday and it was a mess,disagreement and drama everywhere
person2:same
person3:i never have any drama in Discord,i love hanging out with my friend in Discord
person2:same
person3:i never have any drama in Discord,i love hanging out with my friend in Discord
by Andy Katny October 7, 2018

by pseudonym ツ October 21, 2020
