That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.
by Injian September 24, 2006
Desmond is the mane for boy with usually a very nice cock and females love him for his big balls usually funny, cute, and very sexy usually a basketball type.
by Megan Stringfor June 22, 2021
Wesmonde ?? WESMONDE?? DESMONDE !!!
by avifromthebluff July 14, 2011
by Lolly Lukas June 09, 2018
That dumb mf. He told me he loved me and then he dumped me after he told another girl he loved her. He’s an absolute d bag and istg if i ever see him again i will punch his mf lights out.
by idek my guy June 01, 2020
To be a general failure at everything, life included. Being a fool or just a general word to use as an insult.
by oldmatejenkinsthedezzo May 24, 2011
The most conceited person that you will ever meet. They think that they are a GOD, and that no one will ever beat them in any way. They always think that they are right, but whenever someone corrects them they will go on a HUGE rant about why they think they are right. Always brags about how big his. . . You know. . . Is, which is probably a cover up for how small it really is. The word Desmond only means one word. . . Douche!
by X Number 43257431 May 25, 2011