Desmond

Desmond is the mane for boy with usually a very nice cock and females love him for his big balls usually funny, cute, and very sexy usually a basketball type.

“Oh my god have you send Desmond he is so cute!l

by Megan Stringfor June 21, 2021

The Desmond

Noun

Dry humping the $#!% out of someone, switching clothes, and more dry humping.

That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.

by Injian September 22, 2008

Desmond

The local public bus service.

GUY: How you gonna get into town?
GiRL: Ill get the desmond.

by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018

Desmonde

When you find Monde this expression is used

Wesmonde ?? WESMONDE?? DESMONDE !!!

by avifromthebluff July 14, 2011

Desmond

That dumb mf. He told me he loved me and then he dumped me after he told another girl he loved her. He’s an absolute d bag and istg if i ever see him again i will punch his mf lights out.

Girl 1: Did you see Desmond?

Girl 2: Yea he shattered ———‘s heart!

Girl 1: Let’s go beat his ass.

by idek my guy May 31, 2020

Desmond

To be a general failure at everything, life included. Being a fool or just a general word to use as an insult.

You're shit at life, you Desmond. Yeah you, Nathan Desmond Dunnell.

by oldmatejenkinsthedezzo September 24, 2011

Desmond

The most conceited person that you will ever meet. They think that they are a GOD, and that no one will ever beat them in any way. They always think that they are right, but whenever someone corrects them they will go on a HUGE rant about why they think they are right. Always brags about how big his. . . You know. . . Is, which is probably a cover up for how small it really is. The word Desmond only means one word. . . Douche!

Guy: I'm awesome at everything.

Everyone else: Oh my gosh, that guy is SUCH a Desmond.

by X Number 43257431 September 28, 2011