denison university

A safety school for tools who cannot gain admission to Kenyon College

- Yo dude, I'm going to Kenyon, did you get in?
- No man, I'll be going to Denison University.
- Haha that sucks. Tool.

by TimB88 August 22, 2008

Darison

DARISON IS ONE OF THE MOST UGLIEST PERSONS IN THE WHOLE WORD AND HE IS ANNOYING

Darison likes his ex but he likes 3 other girls

by justin diazx December 6, 2021

Derpson

biggest cunt going

fuck off cunt derpson

by GAYRETARDDDDD October 28, 2016

Denison University Big Red

A small school in Granville, Ohio where all the rich stuck up daddy's girls and boys go to school. In Denison there are two things to do walk into "Downtown" which consist of two ice cream shops or get drunk starting at three in the afternoon. Denison wishes they were as good of a school as Kenyon but they never will be. They are known for Steve Carrel but he's just an actor. Denison is basically a school where the people that will be living off of mommy and daddy for the rest of their lives go to school. Basically people at Denison think they're sweet cause their dad was a doctor or a lawyer but most the people from DU turn out to be big zeros in life.

You are a Denison University Big Red?
Yes.
Oh was your daddy a doctor or a lawyer?

by John Andener October 10, 2010

deriso

Someone who likes to give others the "backseat treatment".

Matty D gave Stacey Hamburgler the backseat treatment.

by Matty D March 30, 2005

Derisonym

Noun:

Derisonym
- Pronunciation: duh-rih-suh-nim
- Root: Latin "deris-" (mockery) + Greek "-nym" (name)
- Definition: A term specifically designed to mock or ridicule a personal name. It is a word that sounds like a real name but intentionally carries a mocking or derisive undertone.

Example: "His offensive nickname for her became a well-known derisonym."

by Joseph Bellmore January 22, 2024

Derkison

A person with a bowl hair cut, lives in a trashcan and can't play NHL

Is that Derkison over there in that trashcan?
I think so, only he could have such a bowl

by Derkison July 12, 2015