Dalement

An open faced helmet that looks remarkably like the one that white trash Jesus Dale Earnhardt wore

Hey Bobby, go get my Dalement I'm fixing to show you how to drive bruddah

by Bzilla23 May 9, 2018

Deppermental

To be hyper-sensitive and behaviorally erratic when in the mood for a bit of Johnny Depp and unable to access any information or movies pertaining to him.

"Jasmine is deppermental today because she can't access JDA"

by JDA May 24, 2005

nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.

Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."

by Dlarej December 10, 2008

Deplayment

An alternate version of the word "deployment". It accurately describes certain deployments that are easy, have minimal danger associated with them, and are typically mocked by the real members of the military (see: Navy, Marine Corps, or Army).

Assignment to Al Udeid Air Base, Qatar is considered a deplayment because:

1) Everyone has a daily ration of three beers a day from the Fox News Sports Bar.

2) The DFAC is open 24 hours a day with good, edible food.

3) There are a number of fast food restaurants available including: Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Burger King, and Dairy Queen.

4) No one carries a firearm (except for MP's), yet occupants of this base receive Hostile Fire Pay/Imminent Danger Pay, Hardship Duty Pay, and Combat Zone Tax Exclusion.

5) Scheduled outings where groups of personnel can go on a tour of different parts of the city and participate in golf tournaments.

6) It's ran by the Air Force.

by Gilfather June 1, 2011

deplegant

to be creative and/or weird, and to sometimes waste time

jesus kelly, stop being so deplegant, we don't have time for your deplegance!

by doug January 21, 2004

Deployment Fever

When a military service member has been deployed and away from family for so long that they start to lose their mind.

Dude, Bert is starting to act really fuckin' weird....

Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...

by Bertc February 28, 2010

Deprremental

A Sarcastic, unholy, bitchy homosexual.

He is a Deprremental person.

by Johny Long-Shlong April 29, 2010