Dodrantal

Adjective - of nine inches in length.

An English word used to describe measurement that fell out of common use sometime in the late 1800s.

(Clearly a word we should still be using today.)

Ken: "Dude, have you heard the new single by Skrillex?"
Mike: "Umn, yes! The drop made me dodrantal."
Ken: "Oh, heh, like your penis? You mean your penis?"
Mike: "Why am I your friend?"

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Ben: "How many quarters would you say are in this roll?"
Jack: "A dodrantal amount."
Ben: "Well, that sounds intelligent and precise."
Jack: "Try both."

by PurpledRain September 1, 2011

deodorant hari-kari

When the final quarter to a half inch of a stick of deodorant opts for an honorable death by plunging to the floor while attempt to apply it.

I was late for work this morning because my final deodorant stick decided to commit deodorant hari-kari and I needed to stop at the store to pick up another one.

by Ruprect1259 March 7, 2014

Deodorant Challenge

When a person sprays spray on deodorant on your arm for as long as possible, creating a blister or bad second degree burns

Jack did the deodorant challenge and had to go to the nurses office afterwards

by That1Badger June 3, 2018

deodorant licker

The most bad ass man in the world

That man's a real deodorant licker

by Tide pod July 15, 2023

TRICK DEODORANT

Deodorant that burns the users armpits unknowingly

My roommate was using my deodorant so I replaced it with Trick Deodorant and thirty minutes later in the office meeting he was acting a fool.

by DZNUTZ500 March 3, 2011

caveman deodorant

When 1 rubs shit in their armpits caveman deodorant

Becky it smells like you using caveman deodorant

by Big Thad March 1, 2021

Human deodorant

When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.

At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.

by A knowing person July 25, 2021