Elegant-Demise

Term used to describe an obsession with a person you've never met.

Mike: "I can't believe this man, I feel like I've been getting obsessed with this girl I met over a chatroom..."

Joe: "Huh? Dude, get a grip, don't let that elegant-demise get to you."

stalker stan love beautiful got it bad

by Marksman9 August 1, 2009

Demistraight

Demistraights are attracted to the opposite sex physically, but refuse to be in romantic or sexual relationship to any person unless they become deeply emotionally or romantically connected with that specific person. The level of connection it takes for sexual desire to form is dependent on how close the relationship is rather than initial attraction.

Im not Exactly a Demisexual because I am still only attracted to men, but only on a deep emotional level, so I'm a Demistraight

by Dandrethil Lestowell April 15, 2015

Bi Demisexual

Demisexual: Someone who developed a sexual attraction only after developing an emotional one, this is on the asexual - allosexual spectrum. Bi: Refers to someone who is attracted to two or more genders. Other sexualities also can experience demisexuality, it isn’t exclusive to bisexuality.

1: “I’m Bi Demisexual”
2: “oh cool, thanks for letting me know”
1: “no problem”

by _._.Floop._._ February 15, 2021

Dimism

Dimism: Noun. Dim'-ism. Etymology: Dim - Greek slang for Dimworth. Ism - applying a particular trait of...

Definition: To scrounge, blag, or be unbelievably tight-arsed and be proud to tell people about it.

USAGE: "Have you heard the latest Dimism" "Even I can't believe this Dimism he told me the other day"

1. He blagged a very very expensive hotel in Paris on the weekend as part of his "business." The concierge told him after the first night of blaggery that he had only been booked in for one night. The PR person said he could stay in his room for the other night at a reduced rate, but he went on their internet and booked a 20 Euro a night hostel instead

2. He is planning his leaving date for Friday November 3rd, but he realised that if he left the Monday after, he would get paid for the weekend.

by Yoric August 23, 2006

dimischmifobia

The phobia of doing anything productive. When a person has a mildly case of this fear, this may result in this person being lazy. In severe cases this phobia can make this person so lazy, that he will stop studying and stay forever at home laying on the sofa afraid of doing anything.

Have you seen John lately, I heard he stopped studying. Do you know he has found work yet?
- The doctor diagnosed him with dimischmifobia. I don't think he looked for work yet.
Oh no that terrible disease has another victim :(

by timtemtummy August 7, 2012

Fetal Denimism

A rare birth disorder in which the baby is born wearing blue jeans.

Fetal denimism runs in the family; all of my siblings were born with blue jeans on.

by HarlowH October 15, 2018

Demisexual

Demisexuality is a part of the asexual spectrum and is not invalid sexuality. It means that the person is unable to feel sexual attraction to another person unless there is a strong friendship between them. Some people may think that this is just 'hetero people searching for attention' but it really isn't. Demi from greek means half that means yourw halfway asexual halfway whatever-you-are. There are Demi-hetero, demi-homo, demi-bi, demi-pan and so much more.

Person 1: Hey, what was that thing that you wanted to say to me?
Person 2: Well, I'm demisexual.
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: When you cannot feel sexual attracted to anyone unless you have a strong bond.
Person 1: That's just a hetero with a label. You're trying to be special. Plus if you're right and there is such thing are all heterosexuals sluts?
Person 2: There is a difference between not being able to feel sexual attracted and not wanting to fuck someone from the moment you met them. Please, think before you speak.

by Lord Lucifer Of Hell April 16, 2015