One-millimeter defeater

A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.

Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”

by Penis man :/ April 6, 2022

deflatenization

New computing term. Get used to it. The process of converting a flat network to a segmented one. (See VLAN, VLANNING)

The network was deflatenized by KY. The deflatenization was therefore successful.

by KY TO THE JELLY December 30, 2007

Deflated Reveille

The effect observed when a website (or portions thereof), previously believed to be secure or private, is publicly exposed. Generally associated with websites pertaining to colleges or universities in Texas, but more infrequently institutions in the Upper Midwest and Great Lakes Region.

"Holy mother of fuck - check out this PM!!!

'I want to eat your *****... get it so wet that i cant even keep my dick inside'

That's a deflated reveille if I've ever seen one!"

by Nageek Salguod June 11, 2006

Deflatio

Any sight, thought or statement that instantly destroys sexual arousal, especially in men. Psychological equivalent to a cold shower.

Meant to parody fellatio.

I was just about to score when a commercial for Dr. Phil came on the TV. Total Deflatio.

by LosButchos October 5, 2007

deflategate

Scandal revolving around deflating a football to give a team an edge in the game. The football equivalent of Watergate.

By deflating footballs in a championship game, an NFL team created the scandal now known as Deflategate.

by ozoni11 January 21, 2015

facially defeated

Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick

"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."

by waronstring July 16, 2008

Deflatten

A feeling of getting squished while emotionally having the air let out of your balloon.

It's just so deflattening to have a boss like this.

by Cuscooter December 27, 2011