The purest man in the universe. Is cute af, and is also known as Deaky. He has been in hiding for over twenty-two years for good purposes. He has huge yee-haw vibes in The Invisible Man video, and is a Dancing Queen. He is also a part of a band called Queen, which is the greatest band ever. Deaky is a father of six children, and I want him to be MINE.
Friend: Who is that ugly guy that is dancing weirdly?
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!
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Son: "Do we have any Thai green curry left?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the cupboard. It's deconstituted, though, so you'll need to add two cans of coconut milk, some basil, and toss in some chicken meat, and then cook it on medium-high for about 10 minutes."
Son: "So that's a "no", then."
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Lawyer: "Cool! Give'em to me... Wait, did you say "eyes and ears"?
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Ravers may lose interest in activities that once were pleasurable, experience loss of appetite, problems concentrating, remembering details, making decisions; and may contemplate or attempt suicide.
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Imputanium: Well mike thats John Deacon
Imputanium: Well mike thats John Deacon
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Get the John Deacon mug.john deacon is the bassist form the band queen. he has written bops such as “I want to break free”, “you’re my best friend” and more
he deserves the world because he is the cutest little bean ever and his mushroom like hair is the most adorable thing you will see in your entire life
he’s also known for his dancing in queen concerts where he shows that he’s a iconic dancing queen
in the movie “bohemian rhapsody” john is played by joe mazzello that is another cute little bean and if someone hurts him i’m gonna throw hands
he deserves the world because he is the cutest little bean ever and his mushroom like hair is the most adorable thing you will see in your entire life
he’s also known for his dancing in queen concerts where he shows that he’s a iconic dancing queen
in the movie “bohemian rhapsody” john is played by joe mazzello that is another cute little bean and if someone hurts him i’m gonna throw hands
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Get the john deacon mug.The cutest bean ever alive. Bassist for the band Queen. A legend. Deaky or Deacy? we don't talk about that. Well, everyone loves him.
me: John Deacon is so cute
friend: wait, are you talking about that ugly, shy guy from the band Queen?
me:
me: what
friend: wait, are you talking about that ugly, shy guy from the band Queen?
me:
me: what
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