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deadite

undead creatures that need to be blown to hell
Yarr, a deadite
by rural July 22, 2003
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deadlights

In pirate slang Deadlights means Eyes
Use you deadlights matey
by Reincarnated December 21, 2006
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deadline surfing

A deadline is approaching, there is 20 person-days of work to-be-done, and 5 workdays in front of you. While you wade through the doable tasks, more work piles up behind you faster and faster, pushing you towards the deadline. Then, the wave breaks, either you surf straight out of it with confidence and speed (you successfully finish work) or you crash and fall into the whitewater (which experienced deadline surfers call the "stuck inside a washing machine mayhem").

The deadline arrives, washes every crashed surfer on shore, while the experienced riders swim out to catch the next one.

"I love deadlines, I love the sound they make when they swoosh by".
Douglas Adams
"Sorry, can we reschedule to later? I am currently deadline surfing for the deadline tomorrow".
by leobard April 1, 2009
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Deadliest Warrior

The show that makes nerds nergasim and then complain about how their warrior didn't win.

A show which pits two warriors from different times against each other.
Some dude- I can't believe the Ninja lost to the Spartan.

Some other dude- Ya but the Deadliest warrior simulation was cool to watch!
by covenentmaster May 1, 2010
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deadites

Sam Raimi's Evil Dead films feature Bruce Campbell as Ashley (Ash) who battles undead creatures called 'deadites'. There are three films currently: Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 and Army Of Darkness. 'Deadites' is also used to refer to fans of these films.
Ash can decapitate a deadite in seconds with his chainsaw hand.
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the deadliest catch

by datrednek May 11, 2018
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deadliest catch

a horrible STD that can ultimately kill you.
I know that AIDS can kill you, but I honestly think that syphilis is the deadliest catch.
by JONODE July 9, 2011
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