Daylight Spendings 

Antonym for daylight savings

Im glad daylight savings time is over, now back to normal life with daylight spendings.

Daylight Spendings by 123four March 25, 2009

Daylight curtains 

Curtains intended to block daylight from entering room. Essentially, blackout curtains as described by a moron.

It’s pretty bright in here, close them daylight curtains.

Daylight curtains by Rick E Tan October 5, 2020

Daylight Savings Time 

Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.

Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again.

Daylight Savings Time by ommonomaily August 6, 2012

daylight squint 

To squint your eyes from simple daylight, after being inside all day.

Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.

Guy1 (outside at 2pm): Yo Bob! Open the door! I'm outside!

Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!

daylight squint by nypaliguy January 20, 2010

Daylight Savings Mind 

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

Daylight Savings Mind by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

daylight buggery 

like daylight robbery but significantly worse such that your bottom hurts afterwards

That bloody mechanic was a f*cking rip-off - it was daylight buggery!

daylight buggery by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

daylight ginger

people who are gingers in the sunlight but not any other time

Chelsea is a daylight ginger.

daylight ginger by jodanmaree June 21, 2010