person one: didnt she wore a grey shirt yesterday and day before too?
person two: yes thats three day grey
person two: yes thats three day grey
by anons15 April 05, 2021
When a male goes unwashed for 3 or more days and then wants a blow job. Accumulation of crust or dick cheese is usually apparent. Especially heinous if you are uncircumcised.
by Anight March 16, 2020
The large, hard, round mass that ends up in your rectum after you don't move your bowels for three days.
by puffertw April 28, 2017
Applies to any food in the house. If someone claims it as theirs, but doesn't eat it within three days, it's fair game.
by Moe Biscuits May 25, 2006
The reason I was gone all weekend was because I was having sex with Chris and he has a Three Day Schlong!
by Dr. Gray October 07, 2011
Timing is everything!! Just like when you're gonna blow your load, when you're gonna propose, when you're gona dump a bitch - touching base with a girl after swapping numbers should be no different!
3 Day Rule is a social que followed by guys in the dating scene to not come across a desperado or a guy that just fell out of a relationship and feels the need to latch on and "make contact" with a girl within 24 hours of meeting.
3DR Follows a simple principle of leaving the ball in your court - so to say. It keeps the subconscious psychological decision making power to yourself:
If you call to soon - subconsciously you've douped yourself into a "i bend to your mercy" sort of scenario.
If you wait the three days, female thinking will go as such:
Day 1 - Girl to friend :"I met this great guy last night we had a laugh, we exchanged details, he was tall dark bla bla bla"
Day 2 - Girl to self: hmmm he still hasn't called? i wonder what's goig on...
Day 3 - Girl to self: (On the brink of being) "wtf, who asks for a number and then doesn't call!? ... is it me? and then BAM! you call.
The need to "weaken" a female is key to dating success, she needs to be brought back down to Earth that she's not some super woman and that she's susceptible to being blown off just as easy as you are.
3 Day Rule is a social que followed by guys in the dating scene to not come across a desperado or a guy that just fell out of a relationship and feels the need to latch on and "make contact" with a girl within 24 hours of meeting.
3DR Follows a simple principle of leaving the ball in your court - so to say. It keeps the subconscious psychological decision making power to yourself:
If you call to soon - subconsciously you've douped yourself into a "i bend to your mercy" sort of scenario.
If you wait the three days, female thinking will go as such:
Day 1 - Girl to friend :"I met this great guy last night we had a laugh, we exchanged details, he was tall dark bla bla bla"
Day 2 - Girl to self: hmmm he still hasn't called? i wonder what's goig on...
Day 3 - Girl to self: (On the brink of being) "wtf, who asks for a number and then doesn't call!? ... is it me? and then BAM! you call.
The need to "weaken" a female is key to dating success, she needs to be brought back down to Earth that she's not some super woman and that she's susceptible to being blown off just as easy as you are.
Needy guy: <-- what you dont want to be.
*drunk, on the car ride home* "ohh mann she was soo hot, i cant believe i landed her number/digits, im gonna message her now and let her know i think she's hot"
OR
*the next day* .. "hey bruv, im gona message that girl last night to tell her that "I enjoyed meeting her", and that "i'd like to see her again" - its gona show that im about as blunt as a door knob and have no fun/unpredictableness to my name.
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Wait 3 days guy <--- what you wana be!
Remember the three steps, to the three day rule:
Day 1 - Girl to friend :"I met this great guy last night we exchanged details, he was tall dark bla bla bla"
Day 2 - Girl to self: hmmm he still hasn't called? i wonder what's goig on
Day 3 - Girl to self: (On the brink of being "wtf, who asks for a number and then doesn't call!? ... is it me?) and then BAM! you call.
Play the game - so to speak, be a little fun, strategise, dating is a battle field of psychology and exerting subtle dominance - otherwise you end up being a pussy whipped bitch!
*drunk, on the car ride home* "ohh mann she was soo hot, i cant believe i landed her number/digits, im gonna message her now and let her know i think she's hot"
OR
*the next day* .. "hey bruv, im gona message that girl last night to tell her that "I enjoyed meeting her", and that "i'd like to see her again" - its gona show that im about as blunt as a door knob and have no fun/unpredictableness to my name.
______________________________________________
Wait 3 days guy <--- what you wana be!
Remember the three steps, to the three day rule:
Day 1 - Girl to friend :"I met this great guy last night we exchanged details, he was tall dark bla bla bla"
Day 2 - Girl to self: hmmm he still hasn't called? i wonder what's goig on
Day 3 - Girl to self: (On the brink of being "wtf, who asks for a number and then doesn't call!? ... is it me?) and then BAM! you call.
Play the game - so to speak, be a little fun, strategise, dating is a battle field of psychology and exerting subtle dominance - otherwise you end up being a pussy whipped bitch!
by Nebby Bear 12345 September 10, 2011
Worst band ever...especially because all you "im-so-punk" kids think they're really good. Some of the absolute worst, fake, whiny, mtv-manufactured lyrics I've ever seen. And they always have to be mad cause blah blah they're girlfriend is a bitch and blah blah their parents don't love them and blah blah they're addicted to drugs. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
IM SO PUNK BECAUSE IVE GOT A MOHAWK AND YELL ABOUT HOW IM SO COOL CAUSE I GET HIGH AND STUFF AND yeah, im depressed and i hate my girlfriend .. anarchist forever!! *cough*.
by alexandra March 26, 2005