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DAVIDS usually play basketball and are typically the guy every girl falls for. DAVID's lice to go to the gym and they look very masculine.DAVIDS are shy but they are the most sweetest guy. He love spicy food and loves food in general.
ex1: DAVID IS GOING TO THE GYM TODAY
ex2: ARE YOU GOING TO SEE DAVID AT ThE GAME
by baby girl savage1 August 19, 2020
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big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.
"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."
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david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny

david: *sadness noise*
by ur mum funny haha May 2, 2019
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david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho
Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!

Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018
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A David is a power hungry freak bent on world domination. Davids have haircuts and wear sweater vests. They don't have time for furry animals and run all things in the world. They take pride in throwing laptops and hitting people on their craniums. They generally travel in clumps, and enjoy singing. This is based on my good friend david beckham.
"Hey David. You are a nerd bent on world domination."
by ladygagaandgeorgebushcollide February 17, 2010
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Wow, that David sure is awkward.
by dwillis December 26, 2010
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92% of choice for asian parents to name their kids david
hey asian kid wats ur name?Its david
by asianboi June 26, 2008
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