DAVIDS usually play basketball and are typically the guy every girl falls for. DAVID's lice to go to the gym and they look very masculine.DAVIDS are shy but they are the most sweetest guy. He love spicy food and loves food in general.
by baby girl savage1 August 20, 2020
by ur mum funny haha May 02, 2019
david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho
Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018
A David is a power hungry freak bent on world domination. Davids have haircuts and wear sweater vests. They don't have time for furry animals and run all things in the world. They take pride in throwing laptops and hitting people on their craniums. They generally travel in clumps, and enjoy singing. This is based on my good friend david beckham.
by ladygagaandgeorgebushcollide February 18, 2010
by asianboi July 11, 2008