Sam from danville

the most incredible man you'll meet in all of danville. In his spare time, he enjoys giving himself blumpkins. On a regular basis, he attempts to hook up with little girls and 40 year old women by paying them, but in the end, he eventually gets slapped in the face.....HARD. Oh and he also enjoys stuffing bras in his mouth when he's bored.

Guy: here's a 100 dollars. wanna make out?
Girl:(slaps him in the face)

Girl talking to other girl a few hours later: Can u believe that guy that tried to pay me to make out with him. He is a such a sam from danville.

by leezythegifted July 27, 2012

Danville Twister

A sexual position in which one person takes the other from behind, and the receiver bends all the way over and suckles on the giver's testicles.

"I got Carrie to do the Danville Twister last night. Was crazy man."

by TheAlmightyBunghole87 January 21, 2021

Danville

Danville. The worst possible town for anyone who’s not white and rich. The majority of teenagers who live in Danville have no life outside of throwing parties when their parents are out of town, usually ending in the neighbors calling the police 10-30 minutes after the party even started. Drug dealers here are either 25-year-old predators with laced drugs or teenage boys who have just got their license. They call themselves drug dealers but they just sell nicotine to middle school to sophomore girls to get some sort of sexual pleasure out of it. The guys in Danville act like their black by throwing around the n-word at people and getting absolutely no punishment in return. The school board in Danville is a joke and all they care about is attendance. The parents of teenagers in Danville rely on Xans because their kids are constantly being suspended. The older adults live in Blackhawk, where all they do is play golf, drunk off wine that cost more month's rent in Danville. The only people who enjoy living in Danville are middle-aged moms who have a plastic surgeon on speed dial.

“What’s up my n*ggas, you tryna go to dt danville and chief our fake puffs?”

by yoyoyokityykat April 28, 2022