1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch
Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.
by maggio January 17, 2006
Get the davenport mug.This is the guy who craves attention from multiple woman. Charismatic and charming. He is Mr. likable. He most likely has a plethora of pussies he calls friends on his dark desert highway. So they can stroke his ego and enable him to feel better about himself. Absorbing the approval and validation.
They aren't necessarily bad guys but are absolute pussies because they don't have the balls to own the bad things they do. They could fuck the whole god damn world and STILL feel rejected!.
It's hard for this guy not to feel lonely. Most of his friends will either 'grow up' themselves and move on OR continue some sick pseudo relationship to 'use' the poor asshole.
They know how to make a connection.
Their dysfunction seems to be in keeping it.
They aren't necessarily bad guys but are absolute pussies because they don't have the balls to own the bad things they do. They could fuck the whole god damn world and STILL feel rejected!.
It's hard for this guy not to feel lonely. Most of his friends will either 'grow up' themselves and move on OR continue some sick pseudo relationship to 'use' the poor asshole.
They know how to make a connection.
Their dysfunction seems to be in keeping it.
I know that I'm done toying with you but can we still be friends? This way I can feel like less of a prick.
You're just the ego driven player whose looking for an ego stroke, not a friend. Sorry.
You're just the ego driven player whose looking for an ego stroke, not a friend. Sorry.
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Get the daivan mug.Davenie is a very rare person. She is either a very good singer or dancer. She is very down to earth and respects everyone. She is very truthful and she could be friends with anyone. She fits in with all groups at school. She only has one bff which can be either a Samantha, kelly, Ella or a Chloe. She makes every boy jealous once she has a boyfriend because of how pretty and nice she is. Once she has a boyfriend she makes sure to put him first and makes sure he’s happy in the relationship. If you have a davenie as a friend your the luckiest person on earth!
Boy 1: dude did you see davenies new boyfriend
Boy 2: yea I wish I had a davenie
Boyfriend: fuck off she’s mine
Boy 2: yea I wish I had a davenie
Boyfriend: fuck off she’s mine
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Get the Davenie mug.A town in Iowa famously named after a couch. Davenport is best known for being diverse and multicultural in comparison to the rest of Iowa, being the home to many people relocating from the southside of Chicago and other major midwestern cities, bordering the Missisippi River and illinois, and being arguably the most ghetto city in Iowa.
Friend: “Hey David whats it like living in Davenport, IA?”
David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”
David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”
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