Well I'll Be Damned

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.

Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!

by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009

damned pen

A person who has stolen the soul of a pen. This usually occurs in World Development lessons, because you can guarantee that in each perfectly lovely WD class, you'll get one maniac who enjoys preying on innocent biros. You know a pen's soul has been stolen when you can no longer write with it, after the soul-stealer has touched it. In some powerful stealers, all they have to do is look at the pen in question to steal it's soul. Fret not though, for all is not lost; you can get a new pen, and can forever call the purpetrator of the other pen's soul 'damned pen', for by stealing a pen's soul they become the pen, which is now obviously damned, having no soul, and all. Eventually the damned pen will be driven mad and thus learn from their mistakes. Hurrah!

Andy: *borrows pen and hands back to Manda*
Manda: *tries to write with pen* Good gravy, you stole it's soul!
Andy: Foiled again!!
Manda: You damned pen.
Andy: *hangs head in shame*
Fish: *chortles*

by Morcloph, Greek Philsopher Extraordinaire January 23, 2006

Dabneys and Dollys

(n) In poker, having a hand that consists of at least two nines and two fives. This can either be a pair of nines and fives, or a Full House made up of nines and fives.

From the movie "Nine to Five" starring Dabney Coleman and Dolly Parton

"Your flush doesn't beat my Full House of Dabneys and Dollys!"

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Daneca

The girl who makes u melt when she smiles. the girl whose eyes can see straight into you. the girl who every time you see her you cant help but smile no matter the mood your in. the one who likes to be held close and when you are too far away she tells you. the one who will hit you everytime your with her. the one who could sit on the phone with you until four in the morning talking about anything in the world. the one who deserves to be treated like a queen. the one who makes you look forward to the next day and when your with her you never want to look back. the girl who 1000 times a day you tell her you love the way she sings

She’s an actual angel, she’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet, she’s hilarious, comforting, and one of the best ppl to be around. You can never be/stay mad at this person. You’ll find yourself losing track of time with this person usually until abt 1 Am, Plus she kinda cute or whateva ;). Shes one of the easiest ppl to talk to and She’s a bright light in everyone’s life (especially yours). P.S. She’s not fake contrary to “popular” belief. A Queen. A true leader. Even though she could get bitchy sometimes, she still is very fun to hang around with. She could be a badass or bad girl at some points, but other times she just tries to make you laugh

Guy 1: That girl is a total Daneca.

by Nothingd November 23, 2020

damnedest

Trying as hard as possible. Mainly a southern phrase

He's doing his damnedest to get the opossum out of the grill of his truck

by GuyLeDouche March 18, 2005

daenerys targaryen

a badass queen and mother of dragons,you seriously do not mess with her

Daenerys Targaryen is fabulous,amazing and rules like a boss,she deserves to be the Queen of Westeros.

by rowena alayne November 7, 2013

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.

Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

by Blikk October 8, 2008